Jinbamvil is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, fast dugong.

Jinbamvil created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinbamvil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jinbamvil, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jinbamvil's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jinbamvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not take Jinbamvil's name in vain.

3. Always treat rats with great respect.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.