Latdot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered sheep.

Latdot created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latdot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Latdot, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Latdot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Latdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never paint your arms red.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.