Tarpdussjaprancetdid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, quiet lizard.

Tarpdussjaprancetdid created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpdussjaprancetdid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarpdussjaprancetdid, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tarpdussjaprancetdid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tarpdussjaprancetdid's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about squirrels.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.