Bedstiglag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless chicken.

Bedstiglag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedstiglag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bedstiglag, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bedstiglag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bedstiglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Worship no other gods but Bedstiglag.

3. Hide if five gulls approach from the west.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Never eat green fruit.