Midvonbid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak troll.

Midvonbid created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Midvonbid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Midvonbid, she will turn you into a mole.

Midvonbid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Midvonbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Run away from fawn sheep, for they are unholy.