Jipnullfit is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful
dingo.
Jipnullfit created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jipnullfit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Jipnullfit, he will not care at all.
Jipnullfit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Jipnullfit's Holy Commandments1. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.
2. Jipnullfit loves great tits, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Do not sit in public.
5. Never mention shrews.