Venvogmin Quamqueeggig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty lion.

Venvogmin Quamqueeggig created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Venvogmin Quamqueeggig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Venvogmin Quamqueeggig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Venvogmin Quamqueeggig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Venvogmin Quamqueeggig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Put Venvogmin Quamqueeggig first in all things.