Getcitlat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart cow.

Getcitlat created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Getcitlat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Getcitlat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Getcitlat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Getcitlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near cats.

2. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.