Jinvanvab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind snake.

Jinvanvab created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinvanvab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jinvanvab, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jinvanvab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jinvanvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never paint your feet green.