Homvadhom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong wombat.

Homvadhom created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homvadhom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Homvadhom, she will come to you in dreams.

Homvadhom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Homvadhom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Homvadhom on top of all buildings.

5. Do not keep nine pigs in a large pit.