Jipnaksugkab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awesome owl.

Jipnaksugkab created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipnaksugkab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jipnaksugkab, he will cry a lot.

Jipnaksugkab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Jipnaksugkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. You must pray to Jipnaksugkab three times a day.

5. Fast once a month.