Gonyimrig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent fish.

Gonyimrig created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonyimrig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gonyimrig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gonyimrig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gonyimrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never paint your arms fawn.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Never think about optics near capybaras while wearing indigo shoes and balancing three zinc spheres on your neck.