Natvighit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient mink.

Natvighit created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natvighit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Natvighit, he will make you grow a tail.

Natvighit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Natvighit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear red shirts.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Natvighit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.