Hakjenwiptettisidfabgamomt is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain porpoise.

Hakjenwiptettisidfabgamomt created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Hakjenwiptettisidfabgamomt, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hakjenwiptettisidfabgamomt, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hakjenwiptettisidfabgamomt's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hakjenwiptettisidfabgamomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hakjenwiptettisidfabgamomt.