Popduncip Rowaddon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident seal.

Popduncip Rowaddon created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popduncip Rowaddon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Popduncip Rowaddon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Popduncip Rowaddon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Popduncip Rowaddon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never hurt gulls.