Ingdidzed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind ant.

Ingdidzed created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Ingdidzed, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ingdidzed, she will not invite you to parties.

Ingdidzed's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ingdidzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Always help cats.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the south.

5. Never talk about squirrels.