Zognegortbud is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent shark.

Zognegortbud created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zognegortbud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zognegortbud, he will make you grow a tail.

Zognegortbud's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zognegortbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.