Sinflaghud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, generous mouse.

Sinflaghud created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinflaghud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sinflaghud, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sinflaghud's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sinflaghud's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sinflaghud first in all things.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.