Watsugtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental mouse.

Watsugtetti created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Watsugtetti, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Watsugtetti, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Watsugtetti's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Watsugtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about sharks.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Watsugtetti loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not commit murder.
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