Stigcaptap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, overgenerous giraffe.

Stigcaptap created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stigcaptap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stigcaptap, it will turn you into a worm.

Stigcaptap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Stigcaptap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Put Stigcaptap first in all things.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Never pour water over plants.