Tagfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, impressive otter.

Tagfarn created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfarn, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tagfarn, she will cry a lot.

Tagfarn's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tagfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. You must pray to Tagfarn nine times a day.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.