Bifflissand Tonkbamratwod Rulgepkop is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane jaguar.

Bifflissand Tonkbamratwod Rulgepkop created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bifflissand Tonkbamratwod Rulgepkop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bifflissand Tonkbamratwod Rulgepkop, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bifflissand Tonkbamratwod Rulgepkop's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bifflissand Tonkbamratwod Rulgepkop's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide if eight manatees approach from the west.

5. Never leap in holy places.