Nabhunflagjip Gonsabtun
is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient
whale
.
Nabhunflagjip Gonsabtun
created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nabhunflagjip Gonsabtun
, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Nabhunflagjip Gonsabtun
, he will boil you in a big pot.
Nabhunflagjip Gonsabtun's
most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Nabhunflagjip Gonsabtun's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.
2. Never talk about archaea.
3. Never write about nebulae.
4. Never hurt cats.
5. Do not chop down trees.
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