Mumcudrutrip Lamnabflig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic unicorn.

Mumcudrutrip Lamnabflig created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumcudrutrip Lamnabflig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mumcudrutrip Lamnabflig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mumcudrutrip Lamnabflig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mumcudrutrip Lamnabflig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Mumcudrutrip Lamnabflig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Never feed coconuts to tapirs while wearing purple shorts.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.