Kankikhap is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, moody
hummingbird.
Kankikhap created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kankikhap, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Kankikhap, she will not care at all.
Kankikhap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Kankikhap's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about special relativity near grasshopers while wearing blue boots.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never think about dark matter.
4. Kankikhap must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.