Xinrulzig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous troll.

Xinrulzig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xinrulzig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xinrulzig, she will turn you into a mole.

Xinrulzig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Xinrulzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near doves while wearing turquoise coats and balancing six lead spheres on your legs.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.