Himgovwee is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring centaur.

Himgovwee created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himgovwee, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himgovwee, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Himgovwee's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Himgovwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.