Busbepven is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable squirrel.

Busbepven created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busbepven, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busbepven, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Busbepven's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Busbepven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Never run near shrews.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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