Sogvancim is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful
jackal.
Sogvancim created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.
If you believe in
Sogvancim, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Sogvancim, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Sogvancim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Sogvancim's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about cats.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never hurt tortoises.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never wear indigo dresses.