Nuttdimcut is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating dryad.

Nuttdimcut created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdimcut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuttdimcut, he will turn you into a tree.

Nuttdimcut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nuttdimcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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