Fotdinpom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty owl.

Fotdinpom created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fotdinpom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fotdinpom, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fotdinpom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fotdinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never think about spacetime.