Fotdinpom is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty
owl.
Fotdinpom created energy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Fotdinpom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Fotdinpom, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Fotdinpom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Fotdinpom's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about apples.
2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never wear kilts.
4. Never talk about asteroids.
5. Never think about spacetime.