Gupgepsom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, loving bee.

Gupgepsom created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupgepsom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupgepsom, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gupgepsom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gupgepsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

2. Never mix onions with ash.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Always look after injured voles.