Litrigved is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited zebra.

Litrigved created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litrigved, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Litrigved, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Litrigved's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Litrigved's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Litrigved.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Litrigved in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.