Sadflowgess is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced swan.

Sadflowgess created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadflowgess, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sadflowgess, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sadflowgess' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sadflowgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Run away if four swans approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always stare at clouds.