Fencenben is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic badger.

Fencenben created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fencenben, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fencenben, he will be very sad.

Fencenben's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fencenben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.