Kenjendid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking hare.

Kenjendid created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenjendid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kenjendid, it will be very unhappy.

Kenjendid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kenjendid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kenjendid's name in vain.

2. Kenjendid loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Kenjendid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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