Pasnartbimsanbeggambarn is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, competent wolf.

Pasnartbimsanbeggambarn created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasnartbimsanbeggambarn, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pasnartbimsanbeggambarn, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Pasnartbimsanbeggambarn's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pasnartbimsanbeggambarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not eat bananas.