Fotnartjablatpog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent chicken.

Fotnartjablatpog created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotnartjablatpog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fotnartjablatpog, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fotnartjablatpog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fotnartjablatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Worship no other gods but Fotnartjablatpog.
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