Citkip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, amazing wasp.

Citkip created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citkip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Citkip, he will turn you into a frog.

Citkip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Citkip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white manatees for they are unholy.

2. Run away from red doves, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about dark matter near ants while wearing black shorts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not commit murder.