Nillhencet is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, two-faced wombat.

Nillhencet created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillhencet, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nillhencet, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nillhencet's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nillhencet's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nillhencet's priests.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Nillhencet in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never wear fawn hats.

5. You must never eat wheat.