Flagvigmis is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical swan.

Flagvigmis created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagvigmis, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flagvigmis, it will manifest in front of you.

Flagvigmis' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flagvigmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. You must love Flagvigmis.

3. Flagvigmis loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Do not shave your neck.