Zod is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving seal.

Zod created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zod, she will turn you into a tree.

Zod's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Zod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near doves while wearing red stockings and balancing six silicon spheres on your chest.