Femcusstip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident snake.

Femcusstip created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Femcusstip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Femcusstip, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Femcusstip's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Femcusstip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must love Femcusstip.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.