Dudvegyatrap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome snake.

Dudvegyatrap created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Dudvegyatrap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dudvegyatrap, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dudvegyatrap's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dudvegyatrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dudvegyatrap.