Godgepnut is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, capable cat.

Godgepnut created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Godgepnut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Godgepnut, she will turn you into a rock.

Godgepnut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Godgepnut's Holy Commandments

1. Put Godgepnut first in all things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.