Gebyatlan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, competent centaur.

Gebyatlan created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gebyatlan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gebyatlan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gebyatlan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gebyatlan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gebyatlan.

2. Run away if six horses approach from the west.

3. Gebyatlan loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear pink trousers.

5. Never eat pineapples.