Ganlimdin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent capybara.

Ganlimdin created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Ganlimdin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ganlimdin, she will turn you into a tree.

Ganlimdin's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ganlimdin's Holy Commandments

1. Ganlimdin loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never pour water over plants.