Budhabcetlib is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-powerful lizard.

Budhabcetlib created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budhabcetlib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Budhabcetlib, it will turn you into a frog.

Budhabcetlib's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Budhabcetlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budhabcetlib.

5. Do not kill seals.