Yakdag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent crane.

Yakdag created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yakdag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yakdag, she will laugh at you.

Yakdag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yakdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. You must love Yakdag.

5. Yakdag loves geese, so they must be respected.
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