Yakdag is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent
crane.
Yakdag created light seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Yakdag, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Yakdag, she will laugh at you.
Yakdag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Yakdag's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.
4. You must love Yakdag.
5. Yakdag loves geese, so they must be respected.