Fenven is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish fly.

Fenven created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenven, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenven, it will laugh at you.

Fenven's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fenven's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven tortoises approach from the south.

2. Worship no other gods but Fenven.

3. Never paint your chest orange.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not speak about rice.